Reader x Human!Pinkie Pie: Truth or Dare

It's a normal day!

The sun is shining, the birds are singing...

Aaaaaaand there's a girl with puffy hot pink hair waving at you from across the street!

She's new, you assume, due to the large amount of moving trucks in the driveway.

You wave back rather awkwardly as the girl skips across the street, giggling.

A literal green lizard pops out of her hair halfway across and she laughs, picking it out and holding it.

She gave it an Eskimo kiss and you...still just stood there.

Unmoving.

Awkwardly.

Finally the girl finished skipping over to you and she plopped the lizard...or is it an alligator...? It's pretty small-

Ignoring that-

She put in on the ground and hugged you, giggling more and more.

"Hiya~!" she chirped. "I'm Pinkie Pie~! I just moved here, but I guess you already know that~! Who're you~?"

You blinked a few times, trying to adjust to what she sputtered out that quickly.

"I'm ___. Nice to meet you, Pinkie. Er...can I call you th-"

"Of course you can~! Everyone calls me Pinkie~ I guess I forgot to mention that, huh~? Soooorryyyyy~"

Her hyperactivity came off as cute and rather adorable to you, so you smiled and invited her in.

She picked her pet up and told you that his name is Gummi and that he's...also excited to meet you.

All he did was blink.

As you invited her in, a series of various 'ooh's and 'aah's came out from her mouth, and she hugged you a few feet in.

You laughed and continued walking before Pinking was suddenly piggybacking you, which caused you to blush involuntarily.

At least you think.

The two of you sat in the den (or living room, if you prefer to call it such) and talked for what seemed like hours, and Pinkie was getting along great with you.

At some point, she suggested a game of truth and dare, and you had to resist all urge to blush.

"Sure." you nodded.

"Alrighty! Let's get this started~! ___, truth or dare~?"

'Might as well start with truth...' "Truth!" you said.

"Okie dokie loki~ Hmmmm~...Do you have a special somebody~?"

"...No." you murmured with an odd expression that you're sure not even Pinkie could figure out.

"Aww~..." she sounded a bit sad, almost hopeful.

"A-anyway! Pinkie, truth or dare?"

"Truth~!"

"Alright...do YOU have a special somebody?"

"Nope~! C'moooooooooon ___, I just got here~!" she laughed, a gigglesnort coming out a few times. 

Adorable.

 

She did it with adorableness that couldn't, wouldn't, and shouldn't be matched or challenged by any other human being that's ever lived on this planet. 

In all history.

"Okaaaaay~" she cooed, still giggling lightly, "Truth or dare~?"

"Truth."

"Do you LIKE anyone~?"

'...Shit.' "Uh-"

"Hmmmmmmmmm~?"

"...Maybe."

Pinkie snorted and put her hands on her hips.

Gummi blinked.

"...Wha- OKAY FINE; YES I DO!"

"Hehehehe~ Okay~"

"T-t-truth or d-dare?"

"Truuuuuuuth~ I'm gonna pick whatever you pick~"

"Fair enough. I really can't think of anything at all...do you like anyone?"

"Yup~!"

Well that was easy. "Really now..."

"Yup yup yup~! Guess who it is~!"

"Heck if I know."

"Gueeeeess~!"

"Uhm..." you bit your lip nervously.

"Pleaaaaaaaase~?" she batted her eyelashes.

Darn it.

She's still cute.

"...Me?"

"WOWIE~! That's right~! You're smart, ___~!"

"Wait what?!"

"I like you~!"

"B-but we just me-"

"Truth or dare~?"

"Dare!" you sputtered.

"I dare you toooooooooooooooooo...kiss Gummi~!"

You stared at it.

"Must I?"

"Yes~!"

"Alright..." you pecked it.

Quickly.

You didn't enjoy it, but you knew better than to think your face wasn't red.

"Hehehe, you look cute~!" Pinkie chirped, pinching your cheeks.

You squeaked and swatted them away, shaking your head. "U-uh, truth or dare?"

"Daaaare~!"

"..." you sat there trying to think of something.

You couldn't.

"UUUUGH- Just do something simple~!" Pinkie persisted.

"Kiss...me?" you said uncertainly before Pinkie squealed like an anime school girl, grabbing you by the shoulders and kissing you rather passionately.

You yelped in surprise as she did so, flailing your arms lightly.

After she pulled back, she nuzzled you and smiled. "Got any snacks~?"

'Error 404: Does not compute. Cute...girl...wants...snacks...'

"... I got oatmeal..."

"OATMEAL~?! ARE YOU CRAZY~?!"